Dj Tim B : When I was fifteen I snuck into ‘Trade’ and went up to the dj box to watch you do your thing.  Watching you inspired me – that was the moment I knew I wanted to be a dj too.

Me : Awwww.

Dj Tim B : And I’ll never forget the first words you said to me….they stay with me to this day.

Me (proudly) : What was that?

Dj Tim B : “Fuck off, you can’t be up here”.

Me: Oh.